i really dont want to be one of those people who go on about cultural infantilization but i just read the phrase "object impermanence" in an article about grown adult humans and something must be done

My stocks did very well today and my son was kicked out of the hospital for bleeding on a doctor. You win some, you lose some, but again, I’m doing very well.

really looking forward to the next house party so I can tell women I don't know about how I was a latchkey kid

"Burlington has a comedy troupe" http://plixi.com/p/83707640

I'm not leaving this Rite Aid until Man in the Mirror ends

At a daycare center for adults (a coffee shop)