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Completely unplanned, entirely spontaneous, and profoundly silly solo improv comedy by Ryan Millar (@millar). Avatar photo by Seth Carnhill.

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linkhttp://www.ryanmillar.com calendar_today19-01-2011 11:19:52

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hard to believe there was once a time where they’d send a big yellow book to everyone’s house listing yours and everyone else’s assassination coordinates

Stevie Martin (@5teviem) 's Twitter Profile Photo

boy oh boy I wish someone would make a tv show where a celebrity travels around Europe and discusses how nice the food/scenery/culture is

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The news is always like: "America has banned wheelchair ramps because they weren't in the Bible. Finland has made ice cream free."

Freddie (@freddiebailey96) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Tories sold our railways. The Tories sold our water. The Tories sold our energy. The Tories sold our oil. The Tories sold our gas. The Tories sold our buses. The Tories sold our Telecommunications. The Tories are selling our NHS. But “Labour will put the UK up for sale”….

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A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country. 1/n

A bright and shining example of the suicidal absurdity of technocapitalist society occurs every year at this time, all across the country.
1/n
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Sure, we all made fun of the Cybertruck’s awful design. But maybe you’ll change your mind when you learn it’s also a lethal disaster on the inside

Noah Garfinkel (@noahgarfinkel) 's Twitter Profile Photo

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

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john mulaney @ dreamforce set oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point

john mulaney @ dreamforce set 

oh to be there. we should bully tech nerds much more often. they should get cop treatment at this point
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Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: "A few things spring to mind. Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem. For instance, he has

Someone asked "Why do some British people not like Donald Trump?"

Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response:

"A few things spring to mind.

Trump lacks certain qualities which the British traditionally esteem.

For instance, he has
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My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who