kendrick vs drake need to be wrapped up by tomorrow like this was fun but the met gala coming like the tl has plans booked already

drake: you're short

kendrick: In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit.

them two horses back at the stables telling the others about their day out

The only St George I’ll be celebrating today 🖤

(whispering to my date during Julius Caesar when Cinna the poet gets ripped to shreds by the crowd) this is what Taylor was singing about

full time job besties how are we getting through tomorrow 😭😭😭😭

is anyone else not having a listening party? Just listening to the album alone in bed? No? Just me?

Just stick the q-tip in your ear. God has abandoned us.

Can we stop calling National Museum Wales ‘an attraction’. We are not at risk of losing a theme park here. We are at risk of losing an institution that offers free education to millions of people and showcases Welsh culture and the National Treasures of Wales to the world.

There is no use in playwrights taking risks if those who are in charge of programming are not going to lol

.Mark Gatiss 💙 has won Best Actor at the #OlivierAwards for The Motive And The Cue National Theatre

Amanda Holden might not see your tweets, but your friends who work in radio or pantomime might. Check on them today.

cleansing the timeline from that hideous dress by sharing this gorgeous work of art 😍

if Sisyphus had Instagram:

Situationships when u dont tell ur friends: 🫶🥰🫀💌💍💐
Situationships as soon as u tell ur ftiends: 🫣👎🏻🤡💔☠️