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Every time that new Slack commercial comes on I think that’s HR slacking to fire me…every single time.

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How much money do you have to make in order to drive the speed limit on the highway?

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Saw a Segway cop and a bike cop together at San Francisco airport. Glad they are a bi-seg-sual police force…🤣

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Part of being a pro tennis player is playing the game of tennis successfully with two tennis balls in your front pocket.

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Do you think dogs think they are walking you?

Operation “Midnight Hammer” sounds pretty gay to me coming from a military who has discharged over 800 service members for their sexual orientation.