If the bull market wasn't like previous ones, why do so many people think the bear will be the same?

The VCs tricked me into longing NEAR at 18-19 bucks lol

I have never seen anyone in crypto accurately predict a flash crash or a flash pump with technical analysis. Have you? It seems entirely pointless in this industry when the biggest and most important moves defy technical analysis every time because whales can just move things.

People whining about "wash trading" on $LOOKS are giving off such boomer energy, lighten up and enjoy the ride.

Mintable pulling bullshit telling people they are doing a "vampire attack" on OpenSea. I went to check for my airdrop...No airdrop.. Just 1E discounts on 20E items lol, If I need to spend 20E to get the benefits its not a vampire attack, its just a discount. lol

The fucked up thing is that as terrible as the Bitfinex hacker's "Bad Bitch" song was, I cant get it out my head

not even a bunch of crypto commercials and an NFT halftime show can get me to watch the super bowl lol

I have lost so much money minting bullshit PFPs in hopes of a flip that I think im just gonna start buying some of this cool photography and 1/1 art that I am seeing instead. If I suck at making money here I may as well have some cool shit to look at.

OpenSea found a clever way to compete with $Looks rare... They made trezor not work on their website lol

Ben Stiller really starting to look like Jeffrey Epstein as he ages

Sucks when an NFT is totally perfect in their features but I dont like their shirt.

1/3 🚀Major Giveaway Alert🚀We want to welcome $APE @ApeCoin and its community to Gemini by giving away 1 BAYC #NFT on March 22 to a new or existing Gemini user! 1 winner will be selected on March 22nd, 2022. MUST retweet this tweet and follow the rules to enter:

funny how yuga labs has more employees than opensea...and they only have 40 employees lol

I usually mute accounts that participate in giveways, even though I participate in them myself. If you're doing giveaways you're on my level and I probably aint gonna get any alpha from your account lol all love tho

I dont like the pepe meme because of the associations that it has outside of the crypto space, but I had to buy into the pepe liberation army anyway, looks like its gonna blow up lol

I wish I could brush my teeth without making it unpleasant to smoke weed for the next hour

With NFTs..if price discovery doesnt happen on secondary markets, that means the community is getting fucked

people with bags of bluechip NFTs love to promote the idea of fractionalized NFTs because it pumps their own bags. That's why you see so much hype for it. They want a piece of the new blood's upside

Lifehack: set your portfolio tracker to list UST pairs with the coins you hold so you can pretend you're not in a bear market