There’s this really clammy pop culture that comes out of Canada and it’s really nice to dip your toes into sometimes

Was having a beer on the street in archway and a woman came to me and said “this is archway!”

Love having liters of water on tap

I like hanging my legs at the knees above my heart

For some reason the New Zealand Greeks do the best souvlaki, I assume they brought the ancient recipe

I’d like to make a mask for tul8te

Thank god there are 2 feet per person

A person with survival instincts wants to connect 😍

I miss this work bathroom

Thought this was German

I like folding a pizza crust and swallowing it so it unfurls in my stomach, kinda like a pizza stomach iud

Wait why was I on calls like this haha

Abracadabra only there because I fell asleep with it on repeat once, dunno why it puts me to sleep

I think the saddest part of the Mamdani win is that the circulating crying Debra messing was an older post

This was my ex room that I’ve been trying to acquire! 💼

They came up to check on me at my shared ownership apartment knowing they’d find my body. They took two limbs each and whispered to each other “he tried tho huh? Haha”, but lost footing on the stairwell and I tumbled to that halfway landing, half propped up on the wall, staring

It is that season

What’s crazy is Trump doesn’t drink or do drugs. He’s doing a sax solo on Clinton off a Diet Coke and lime

That happened

Tfl signs are close to demon sigils when you see it!!! Bottoms up!!