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“you are so self-aware” thanks it’s ruining my life

“You deserve better than me” that some lame untrue shit you'll never hear me say ever again.

I'm calling it right now, 2025 Dec’ I'm gonna get me that greek god physique.

Not everyone wants money, some people want love but I want money.

People always tell introverts to talk more and step out of their comfort zone, why don't we tell the extroverts to stfu sometimes instead?

My problem is that I always want to eat something yum

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket

It is sad that, as a man, you cannot compliment a woman without her assuming you are hitting on her and even sadder that we cannot blame them for it.

How do I become a billionaire by 9am Monday, pls it’s important

I googled my symptoms, and it turns out I just need more money.

maza nahi aa raha 2026 lagado

You cannot raise your children as your parents raised you, because the world your parents raised you in no longer exists.

Staying single in the most populated country in the world is my greatest talent.

Law karna chahiye tha; at least I would have gotten to see my favourite comedians more often.

Sometimes you mix the past with your present and your happiness disappears.

May you make the money to buy the things you screenshot.

All pretty girls are dating ugly men.

I’ve stopped looking for love now I just scroll through properties in Dubai I can’t afford.

As a child I was my mothers Zepto and Blinkit, Used to deliver so much faster than both of them only for a 1₹ delivery charge.