Boarding in Pitt, meanwhile @kwreitman beats me to DC by a day and texts "at a bar... with your mom" #newdadspartyhard #clearlymissed

My final bus. 96 Xtown, baby. I love the smell of sweaty vinyl upholstery in the morning... It smells like #victory.

Anybody in town for this gig wanna go throw a disc on the Mall? @kwreitman I'm looking in your direction...

Everyone's flights are delayed. Translation: everyone at this airport bar is double hammered... #godblessamerica #getreal

PortlandOrSouthwest'd... With my partner in crime (who didn't want to be in the shot)

5 seconds after takeoff, dumped my coffee on my shirt... Portland girls don't care, right? Long as it's fair trade?

This flight is so (Mt.) Hood... instagr.am/p/OcyOBUwxSX/

Coffee and #nflredzone with Carl. Unhinged football ADD. OldGirlOwen silently hating from the loft...

Wow. If I were on number 12's management team I would be embarrassed by that #60minutes #hatchetjob

DC or Penske trucked?

Last time was ten years ago with the incomparable Jordan musselman... #returnoftheconqueringhero instagram.com/p/37ryyxQxbd/

6 flights, 2 gates, no crew, and a near riot at ORD. Snappy marketing campaign, though... #spiritair instagram.com/p/374dRVwxf_/

Ghostbusters II while I showered. Also, thanks for the robe, there, #stevewynn instagram.com/p/39lDN9QxZS/

Say what you will about him, walnutwood, your boy Jeff Koons is hilarious. instagram.com/p/39zcStQxVR/

This dude knows how to spend money... #theglimmeringabyss instagram.com/p/391TP2wxYN/

Awash in humanity. instagram.com/p/3-wTcAwxcr/

A gilded monolith... Too bad about the five letters at the top instagram.com/p/4A4FHfQxYR/

Think I went to college here for a while? Seems hotter than I remember...#NYallUcaneatbuffets instagram.com/p/4BcsBbwxY8/

Couldn't help it... #suchatourist instagram.com/p/4DF09IwxTp/