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Beauty Industry Announces Massive New Initiative To Make Women Self-Conscious About Their Palms onion.com/19IOmBt

New Leather-Bound Notebook To Really Unleash Area Woman's Creativity onion.com/LPM5u4

Sick Fucks Line Up To Gape At Dead Body onion.com/1fbPiOU

"Grammy day is my favorite day in the whole wide world!" – Thom Yorke onion.com/1f1q3wo

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Russia Applauds America's Efforts To Exclude Gay Athletes From Professional Sports onion.com/1e4toZl

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Sufjan Stevens: "Most days I wake up and wish I was Mac" p4k.in/1lP2BH8

.... The president has seen my boobs

To be clear: I’m not racist. Some of my favorite history months are black.

Study Links Meat, Sugar Consumption To Early Death Among Those Who Choose To Be Happy In Life onion.com/1gScXm6

Leaving my browser history open in case anyone in this coffee shop tries to steal my laptop when I'm in the bathroom.

87% Of Man’s Memories Shame-Based onion.com/1iv4fMR

Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity onion.com/OLINZe

"We will not cease sitting around and laughing it up until America is reduced to rubble." onion.com/1qYAeXw

Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings onion.com/1kwlYDf

Is quickly pulling off a prisoner's head less cruel than a lethal injection? onion.com/1nkOCIY

Caribou (Caribou) to release new album Our Love. Listen to "Can't Do Without You" p4k.in/S44lSs