all the broke-brains scuttling out of the woodwork this week

champion

tell me you’ve never watched Simone Biles do gymnastics without telling me you’ve never watched Simone Biles do gymnastics

Ric Grenell take the "put the pride lights on at the Kennedy Center you dumbass" challenge

News: Journalist suspended because he tweeted some true analysis

looks like the LAPD got waymo than they bargained for

good luck, suckers

introducing their new failson

our biggest dipshit has weighed in

I have a friend who recently left Politico and to hear him talk about it was like he got out of France on the Dunkirk boat lift

sexual predators stick together washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/…

Since the beginning of Trump's political career there have been those who've insisted that he's a non-interventionist dove type who eschewed war and wouldn't embroil us in one. These are the dumbest motherfuckers alive. newrepublic.com/article/196945…

frontrunner for most mendacious tweet of the year

Needs to become even more socially costly but this is a good development

Interesting thoughts about Andrew Cuomo. For more you should Google "Lis Smith Andrew Cuomo"

now we just need Richard Cottingham to endorse Cuomo

i want Zohran in the primary, i want Cuomo and Adams both running independent in the general, Zohran takes the general. i want CNN meltdown Tuesday night i want NY Times editorial meltdown Wednesday, mossad false flag attack mid August

Did Zohran Mamdani also beat you at swimming

tl;dr this dumb fuck's latest brainwave is to get some clown to run as a write in candidate for mayor lol

everyone who wrote those campus moral panic stories over the years finally got what they wanted nytimes.com/2025/06/27/us/…