Sending nudes to anyone who retweets my stuff ❤️❤️❤️🤤🤤🤤

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Free all day

Gonna go jerk off if anyone needs me

Any of you pretty ladies wanna come be my bedtime snack? I love milf and cookies

Sucks being single, woke up horny as all hell and no one to help me out

Need that pussy all over my face and dripping down my beard

You can keep warm by sitting on my face

So fucking horny my balls are ready to explode. Too bad i dont have someone to help me drain them

Really need my balls drained if anyone wants to help me

Hard, horny and by myself. That math really sucks. Please send help

So fucking horny today.... send help

Since no one actually reads these anyway ill just think out loud. Im not attractive, not interesting, not outgoing or cool but im exactly what women say they want but im also a nice guy so fuck me i guess. I keep hearing dont chsnge but id be better off just being a douchbag

Nice, kind, caring, loving, supportive, good listener, good communicator, loves giving surprises, emotionally expressive. Will always be looked over and friend zoned

My dick is hard if anyone wants to help with that

Anybody trying to do this for my birthday next week?

Tomorrow is my birthday, anybody want to send me some biryhday spicys?

I need someone to sit on my lap and rub her p*s*y through her p*nties while i whisper l*wd praises in her ear. any volunteers

Hell yeah