This is gonna be Epic ! The crew has outdone themselves.

Handsome Rogues & Scoundrels !  I’m signing live on Instagram this Saturday, March 16 — 12 noon — at ‘d.c.bateman’.  Pacific time.   Get the great new Teufort Spy & Pyro as well as their earliest concept pix, and other classics at : streamily.com/dennisbateman.   See ya there !

We’re bigger than Taylor Swift ? Is that in popularity or poundage? If her fans are the Swifties, I guess that makes us the Murkies ? I like it !

INTRUDER ALERT! Last chance to grab your stuff for our Live signing tomorrow! Saturday the 16th, 12:00 Pacific! Instagram: d.c.bateman. Go to streamily.com/dennisbateman for great art from the earliest Valve concepts to the newest Teufort Series. Your presence is cordially requested!

Going live in 30min! At instagram.com/d.c.bateman/ Grab your merch at streamily.com/dennisbateman

Taking our act on the Road to Perdition ! I like this image best.

Yet another epic ! Earns 5 Fresh, Ripe Tomatoes. Shork & team’s movies are the best.

Great News !!

Welcome to Team Fortress youtu.be/Osdh9Nk2mu8?si… via YouTube Did you know zat Spy likes to tickle ze ivories ? A gentleman has provided translation services for the thick French accent. Enjoy !

I’ll take heed, thanks. And welcome back, John !! :-).

TF2 fans have impeccable taste in music ! And where is that blasted, bloody, blinking, SANDVICH ?

C’est Magnifique ! 2 tons ‘o fun ! Thanks for making the Spy’s day. C’est lamour.

Shork, you’re a beast ! Thanks for all your great work for the community !

Shining white light all around you, shork.

"If at first you fricassee, fry, fry a hen" . Your flamethrower is great for firing up the grill ! -- Pyro

Handsome Rogues, Scoundrels & Fried Chicken Tramps ! TEAM FORTRESS 2 will be IN PERSON at the Washington State Gaming Expo in Puyallup, WA; March 28th-30th! Get your tickets at ‘wagamingexpo.com’ and join us for some fun and merry mayhem!

Attention ! All Handsome Rogues & Fried Chicken Tramps! It’s ComicCon time again. Meet your favorite Mercenaries and join us for 2 Tons ‘o Fun ! Get your passes now! TF2 Forever !

Join TF2 at WA State Gaming Expo next weekend !

The TF2 Voice Actors Guess TF2 Items youtu.be/_kwtBzSJNuw?si… via YouTube

RetroGameCon. Syracuse, NY. Visit retrogamecon.com.