Who the heck can read Tolkien and think it’s black-and-white?! Is Denethor all bad? Is Boromir?! Is Frodo all good? One of the central most important characters in the whole book is Gollum and he’s ambiguous as hell. Anyway Game of Thrones isn’t morally gray. It’s

Saying you like GOT over LOTR is basically a self report that you would rather mock heroic virtue, self sacrifice, loyalty and bravery than dare to aspire to them, because you know you could never reach them. It's nothing but envy, bitterness and bleak nihilism cloaked in smug

Turtle Snacking On A Jellyfish

What is a ghost pirate’s favorite kind of tea? Boo tea!

The government party rarely if ever street protests. Street protests without a very specific policy ask (e.g. “pass the Civil Rights Act of 1964) are usually expressions of political impotence caused by losing the last election and rallies to try to win the next election.

Presumably, the fee on the driver's license is for the work of issuing it. Tariffs are allegedly revenue raisers, so they're not a surcharge. They're a tax. (I'm being generous in taking this ridiculous assertion seriously.)

It would be nice if we could focus on policy rather than engaging in hyperbolic rhetoric, posturing, trolling, attention whoring, useless symbolic gesturing, and content free performative nonsense.

The Associated Press

Also discretion and dignity.

What if the cure to male loneliness is stealing Napoleon’s jewels from the Louvre?

Do you love me enough to steal Napoleon’s jewels from the Louvre?

OOOOOOHHHHH DAMMIT I LOVE A GOOD MUSEUM HEIST I AM SO FIRED UP RIGHT NOW

Hamas: Attacks IDF outpost in an attempt to take new hostages IDF: <moves to eliminate the threat> Media:

Vibe Colding

Get off of your phone Get into my car 🎶

Wait, that was today??

The left spent so many resources conquering television and newspapers so they could control everything, and now that control is dying out.

I find it very weird that some people insist that there is nothing a friend can say or do that would lead one to stop being friends with them. It is as if they think friendship operates like a ratchet.