my buddy after he got three likes on a tweet

in the github. straight up “forking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My repo

ptsd

🤷‍♂️<- this bozo is not in my vocabulary. i’m chalant as fuck. i couldn’t win an idgaf battle let alone the war

what the fuck

That friend thats always at 1 hp

“?” my bad i will kill myself

The only thing an old man can tell a young man is that it goes fast, real fast, and if you’re not careful it’s too late. Of course, the young man will never understand this truth.

booski

Is there a reason this is a monthly conversation with my health insurance ? WHATS NOT CLICKINGGGG

What an absolute pleasure ❤️!

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i don’t say this lightly but chris lake was gobsmacking

great paradox of nyc is that it’s full of workaholics but you can only truly enjoy it if you’re a little unemployed

fucked up that the best cocktail is just gin mixed with tonic name a better cocktail, you can’t

it’s seriously out of my control

Nothing more beautiful than putting something out into the world