Ekse that Capitec line already parking in 2026

Bra just phoned me from the bar, I reckon Monday today, what he doing dopping? He reckon it’s KeDezemba, days don’t matter this month.

Salah coming to Spurs. You heard it here first.

Ekse, they reckon big storm coming today, I’m parking whole day for it. Tired of this heat man, walking around in my bermudas since Sunday, Vrou reckon that thing is klunking now.

Ekse these shops in the malls need more seating areas for the husbands or one section with a tv. Parking dom here.

Took the garners for a drive to check the Christmas lights in West Street, madhirs only glued to their phones watching TikTok’s. Didn’t even see the lights!

Who reckon we not a Rainbow nation ekse. Hindvani having new years jol at Tiger Tiger.

Today is only bright and sunny coz there's no cricket on. Tomorrow will be pouring again.

Meet up next year members

Everyone must tell their bras and connections not to drink and swim in the ocean. Some people got shit for brains.

Bru in law phoned and complaining one way. I reckon i thought you phoning me to choon compliments of the season not complaints.

This madhir support United. New year, same shit team.

No one is safe from Trump ekse. He removing ous left, right and center!

Ekse, i think for all DSG games, they must have a reserve day. The weather is always tops the next day.

The way United fans carrying on you skeem they won the premier league, champions league and AFCON too!

Ekse i need 3 tvs. T20 final, india vs New Zealand T20 and later watch Man United catch a hiding.

Man City did EFT with immediate clearance ekse. Penalty my arse.

Vrou is naar with me. Instead of roses I got her one bunch of Dhania for Valentine’s Day.