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Miss ⭕️

@dbhprincess

Miss丨43丨she/her丨sorry husband, HankCon has stolen my heart

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linkhttps://archiveofourown.org/users/dbhprincess calendar_today19-11-2019 17:49:34

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I just read the sentence, "His broad shoulders flexed as he stirred something on the stove that smelled like a wet dream," and all I can think of is the lumberjack hunk protagonist stirring a pot of bubbling jizz. 🤢 😅

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Connor: I added sugar glass windows to make it more homey. 😊 Hank: *tosses one of Cole's old action figures through a window* The window: *shatters merrily* The action figure: *sprawls inelegantly on the floor* Connor: 😲 Hank: *Now* it feels like home. Connor: 😒

Connor: I added sugar glass windows to make it more homey. 😊
Hank: *tosses one of Cole's old action figures through a window*
The window: *shatters merrily*
The action figure: *sprawls inelegantly on the floor*
Connor: 😲
Hank: *Now* it feels like home.
Connor: 😒
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Got another finished crochet project to share. It's a 54" square throw blanket for my couch. I picked and planned the colors all by myself, like a big girl. 😊

Got another finished crochet project to share. It's a 54" square throw blanket for my couch. I picked and planned the colors all by myself, like a big girl. 😊
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Die Hard HankCon AU. 🏬 Connor, attending his brother's company Christmas party in a high-rise, kicks terrorist ass while supported by veteran cop Hank from below. Hank's constant, low voice over the radio keeps him sane. Hank's arms around him afterward keep him safe. 💕

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Anyone remember this, one year and two days ago? Well, after 10 months at his new job, my husband just got promoted to supervisor over "many candidates" and will be making 55% more than he made at his old job. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to us! 🍾🎉

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I just got a fun and lovely comment on my first (and still best) HankCon fic. 🚀 Since I don't write anymore, it's been many months since I've gotten a comment, so I'm taking the time to really appreciate the reader making my day even better. Fandom is a beautiful thing. 🥰

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The book: "Kissing his mouth wasn't enough. Ripley kissed Fen's eyelids, ran his tongue along his thick eyelashes, over his cheekbones..." etc. and so forth. The author: Ah yes, sexy romance. 😍 Me: Ah yes, a raging case of pink eye. 😬

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Sure, the synopsis is kinda long, but that didn't stop me from reading it, and nothing's gonna stop me from readying this ready-made HankCon AU when it releases on November 18! ❄️🌨️❄️

Sure, the synopsis is kinda long, but that didn't stop me from reading it, and nothing's gonna stop me from readying this ready-made HankCon AU when it releases on November 18! ❄️🌨️❄️
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Hank: Okay, yeah, you win. Connor: *beams happily* Hank: Bet mine tastes better, though. Connor, slowly licking a smear of frosting from Hank's thumb: Everything of yours tastes better, Hank. Hank, wide-eyed and panting: Okay, guess I win too.

Hank: Okay, yeah, you win.
Connor: *beams happily*
Hank: Bet mine tastes better, though.
Connor, slowly licking a smear of frosting from Hank's thumb: Everything of yours tastes better, Hank.
Hank, wide-eyed and panting: Okay, guess I win too.
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Can I get a *woot, woot!* for a 22 day 🩸 cycle? 😃 🤬 I'd been averaging 26 days, but last month was 24. This better mean menopause is right around the corner and this'll all be over soon. 🤞

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Just watched an attractive U/P/S guy deliver a package to my neighbor and thought fondly of delivery man Hank bringing Connor everything he ever wanted. 📦 ❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/32185978…