The two Warwick lads in the middle are a bit try-hard for my taste.

I'm no marketing expert but judging from the noise my wife just made in the lounge, if you want to involve women in women's football, don't put it on in place of Correh.

Weird how people think United fans want Rashford to fail at Villa. If he fails, he's back at OT next season on a stupid salary with a toxic attitude. Do well Marcus, make someone want to buy you.

You take a forward off and it's not Hojlund??!

Trump & Vance acted like a pair of bullies in a school playground, knowing Zelensky had to keep counting to ten. That he came close to snapping but actually didn't, fair do's to the fella. He came out if it with class, the other two fuckers looked what they are. Classless pricks.

Been to the US five times and have enjoyed it. Wouldn't touch the cess pit with a barge poll now. Not while that mental chancer is trying to run the planet like it's a game show.

Upstairs at the Monro in Liverpool. Never been before but I LOVE this place.

Hojlund was a yard offside then and still wasn't first to the ball five yards later.

Was going to play some The Loft ahead of seeing them next week. Couldn't find my 'up the hill' 12" Turns out it's on the kitchen wall, on the black, white and red row.

I'd be enjoying this match a lot more without the fucking commentary.

Today's purchases in Manchester on my last day off. Alan Hempsall

Laurel coming on for Hardy.

After a week's holiday I drove to work this morning thinking that the Macclesfield charity shops will have refreshed their stock. Result.

Decided against the Fearless cardie, if anyone's interested. Bit old for stars.

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Because of scaffolding down the side of our house, we can only open the side door of the garage a few inches. My wife and my youngest lad can squeeze in. Me and Luke Shaw can't, which is cruel because there's a ton of food in there.

We'll get relegated next season. I said this around Christmas but I'm absolutely convinced now.

Well,fancy that.

The idea that Hojlund would have tapped that in is hilarious.

Oh blimey.