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thanks mitch

they took nomeansno off the streaming sites so i’m Fucking Done with the internet for good.

me when i get the vaccine youtu.be/voI6Dp8i2mU

this is what hell looks like

if you’re smoking this you gotta just calm down dude. you don’t need to turn weed into dorky craft beer bullshit. move on to something else. snort some meth and call it a day like a normal person

just realized Rand Paul is clearly named after Ayn Rand lmao that family sucks so bad

alright, how about this. minimum guaranteed income of $80k a year. max income at $200k because we’re in ideological transition and the go-getters need a carrot. movers default to $200k because that’s shit’s really hard. food servers have judge dredd levels of autonomy

hate it when my overflowing pathos leads me to betray my memories

How often do you think Trent Reznor puts Closer on while he fucks?

deleted the twitter app from my phone months ago and my brain feels incredibly powerful. I chalk it up to the fact that the amount of words written by teenagers and grad students I read on a daily basis has been reduced to zero.

Binge watching is not a human urge. It was invented by the CIA along with an endless stream of shows about sympathetic rich people and nefarious mild-mannered neighbors, in an effort to not only endear us to the higher classes and deter us from organizing but also make us losers

yo dude u ever tasted

lmao in 2020 Trump let the Patriot Act expire because he felt personally persecuted by it

I think the number of views counter is going to drive me away from the small amount I even look at this site anymore. I never needed to know how many people have possibly seen a tweet. Seems perverted and unholy to have that information available at a glance.

Power Trip with Rome

Hey Taco Bell The Illuminati is not a frivolous subject