⠀i'm not a violent dog . i don't know why i bite .

“God is it summer break yet?” She whines out, currently drowning in an unnecessary amount of class work.

“Ugh, we can become strippers instead.” She agrees with a tired laugh, truly she was so done. “What’re you working on?”

Ivy simply bursts out in to a cackle when she notices the woman choking on her water. “Sorry, I kinda suck at having a filter. I’m Ivy, and you are?” She responds with a smirk, “what class is it for?”

Ivy takes the hand and shakes it, before glancing down at the woman’s papers. “Nice to meet you Reese, and you’re a braver woman than I am. Psychology looked like a nightmare.”

“The science of witchcraft as a minor, with Political Science as my major.” She explains simply, noting the way the other woman’s eyes watch her.

A smirk starts to creep up on Ivy’s face at that question, “ohh… You have no idea.” She laughs a bit, “speaking college courses wise; it’s the study of the possible sciences behind what people perceive as ‘magic’.” The woman explains simply.

“It’s actually quite an enjoyable class, and the professor is hot as hell.” Which helped a /lot/ because Ivy could already tell, half the information these people had was wrong.

“Mmm, yours a hot middle aged woman too?” She asks, having not met the psychology professor yet. She’d recently switched to this college after all.

“Yeah that’ll do it,” she laughs out. As she too shuts her books, and sets them aside. “Since second semester yeah, my moms’ lost their minds about it.”

//The hell you mean inauthentic behavior badge, when I EVEN TURNED ON THE PARODY OPTION!?

“And… The Sunday Scaries have set in.”

“So if I just… Dropped out, what’s the worst that would happen?”

“Also, if /one more person/ today; freaks out over her last name… She may start showing her Mama’s attitude.”

“I don’t know shit about babies, and my mom just showed up at my dorm; and dropped this one on me. Whose baby is this!?”

“Home for the summer break? Does she have to?”

[Texts V͟i͟d͟a͟l͟ シ] 📲 Eldritch Being #1 “Don’t tell mom yet, but I’m coming home for summer break.”

📲 Eldritch Being #1 “I’m hoping for /not/ sobbing.” “I swear she’s been crying since the day I was born.” “Please no weird witchy stuff.”

📲 Eldritch Being #1 “I’m halfway there actually, decided to drive home.” “Yeah, yeah I love you guys too.”

“Summer break is coming to an end soon, and I just realized I do NOT wanna go back.”