Lol Gavin has the Dakotas & Wyoming on here - with one seat each - as being gerrymandered. Trump is truly blessed by the dumbest opposition. 😂

As usual, the answer is watch sports with the TV volume off, tunes on.

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Why Trump wins.

The Toronto Blue Jays outscored The Colorado Baseball Club Team 45-6 in a 3 game series.

This ass thinks he can tell us what matters. 😂😂😂

Just seen one of those weight loss drugs commercials. One of the side effects is “suicidal thoughts.” It’s all about marketing.

If you care about preseason football you probably also turn in losing scratch tickets to the “2nd chance” drawing.

Sat through a 90-minute training at work. The presenter said “right?” mid-sentence 155 times. I tally marked it cause I do shit like that.

Utica horse pull always the weekend of my birthday. Ran into 2 friends Al Allen Benzschawel and Sam Gomer I thought the horses were the only ones full of shit!

OSU beat ND last year to win the College Football National Championship. What were their preseason rankings? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 That’s what I thought.

The Brewers need to save some W’s. Everyone is 0-0 come playoff time. -That guy

Gotta love how every news outlet’s “breaking news report” is about a closed door meeting that they cannot yet report on. Freaking vultures, man.

Brad Pitt hasn’t won shit in the NFL either.

“She’s one of my ex-finaces” -Sconny.

Yeah but is there money in it?

Aaron Nola has about a month and a half to fix his shit.

Dumbasses will ask “what’s wrong with the Yankees?” while ignoring the fact that their $10,000,000,000 payroll got them 6 players in their starting lineup batting under .250. 5 under .240. 3 under .230 and 2 under .220.