“Mexican hairless”

I’m so excited to move into my new place, it’s truly going to be a hub for community. Game nights movie nights craft nights.,. It’s gonna be THE spot

Too many of u are too quick to say “I can’t” and live in a prison of your own making. Much better to say “i can” until proven otherwise and be surprised what comes of it

Nothing beats watching a couple get divorced in real time on instagram threads

Why weren’t you at the 24 carat gold foot labubu summoning circle :/

How it feels to declutter

The move is to tell everyone “I’m going to this thing on this date if you want to come” and genuinely be okay with the possibility that nobody will come

leo dicaprio, zooted beyond belief: where is she. where the FUCK is my woke daughter sean penn, visibly decaying: hrrmmrmmmrhmrhmrhemrhrmrhrm the loudest car engines you've ever heard in your life: VRRRRRRRRRRRRR jonny greenwood on the soundtrack:

There’s a guy on Instagram reels who refers to jacking off as “releasing his hummus from his dragon pearls”

Girls… you deserve a munch

HELP WHY DID MY NEIGHBORS JUST PUT OUT A FULL SIZED GUILLOTINE ????!?

giggling at the idea that one of the most emotionally devastating moments of col lockjaw’s life was reading “this pussy don’t pop for you”

I know touch grass is a meme but some of you have crazy pent up energy that could really benefit from going outside

The dark fucked up timeline where instead of hawk tuah it was patooey

Oh you think being an eldest daughter is hard try being a white girl raised by a weeaboo