LAST SHOW IN LA TONIGHT… SECOND LEG ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW!

Update: they starts the Trivia at 1256. That’s not even the previews. A mess!

Y’all…I came to watch a 12:30 showing of Black Panther. It’s 12:50 and they haven’t even started playing the trivia stuff on the screen. Folks also mad cuz there’s no popcorn.

Samsung, stop trying to make “flip phones” happen. It’s not gonna happen (again)

🗣 Stop skipping Thanksgiving! Many people don’t know this, but you can transition your home decor from Halloween to Thanksgiving by just taking down the 👻 and adding a 🦃 . No need to bring Rudolph into this.

Remember The Weeknd said, “I just want a baby with the right one cuz could never be the one to hide one” 😎😎😎

I heard Hawaii finally got a Chick-fila but I know that if they could pick lesser of two evils, my local kine would have preferred the far superior, more flavorful Zaxbys.

Please make sure your family members with high blood pressure know the Old Bay contains salt. I told an elder a dish was too salty for my taste. They told me to add some Old Bay to “even it out” because Old Bay is seasoning, not salt…

Car folks please explain. Why is the tire place tryna put my tire pressure at 45 when the car says 43 is the max load? I was like naw Bruh, let’s follow these factory settings. But am I missing something??

I had been trying to verbalize this sentiment for years — when I witnessed siblings speaking on each other’s experiences

A social services administrator was commenting on opioid epidemic secondarily contributing to high turnover of child welfare workers. She said “we’ve never had anything ravage families like this before”

Me: 👀😒<mentally listing things that have indeed ravaged Black families>

Kid Cudi Netflix tv musical ‘Entergalatic’ has a QR code in the movie that takes you to a site where you can buy the Closure hoodie Jabari’s wearing. Dope ass feature! 🔥 #Entergalactic

My Daddy used to often tell me, “you’re too smart for your own good” because I would always call ppl out (even adults) when the math wasn’t mathing - thankfully I never outgrew that skill 😉😉

reading a book surreal af💀 i jus be staring at marked slices of tree for hours hallucinating vividly

@ 10 am LA time ❤️‍🔥

So listen, we CANNOT be at 100% Monday through Friday. I will have two days where my productivity is at like 40% then BOOM I’ll hit some magic button and my output is 100%. Those 2 days at 40% are when I do the mental processing that’s needed for the 💯 days!

Jurnee Smollet is absolutely stunningly gorgeous 😍 Go head Queen!