I hate Love Actually so much that I watch it 16 times in a row… explain this.

Here’s to all the sexy bad guys. #HILF #CEOAssassination

Real question: what if the fire gets to the Le Brea Tarpits?

HILF 4eva! 🫶🏼

Cool. Cool-cool-cool…

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III. Sound familiar?

There’s nothing better for a 5 hour delay at the airport than CONSTANT UPDATES on the impending nuclear disaster.

Let us be clear: America was not perfect in 1776. It is not perfect now. But perfection is not the metric of freedom—liberty is. And in declaring independence, those flawed men charted a course toward a society where individuals, not monarchs or mobs, hold the reins of destiny.

Wishing everyone a happy Fourth of July! 249 years since we declared independence from a king, the work of living up to our founding promise is more important than ever - and it calls on each of us to do what we can for our country.

#Happy4thOfJuly from Fifer Donald Francisco and all of us at Mount Vernon! 🇺🇸 🎇

🇺🇸 Today at Mount Vernon, we proudly welcomed over 100 new U.S. citizens at our annual July 4 naturalization ceremony, which featured a keynote address from Arnold Schwarzenegger. He said it best: George Washington was America’s first action hero. 💥🦅 It was a day of

Even his veins are closing in on him.

Crazy that the Jurassic Park was so good at making dinosaurs but so bad at making fences. Like, of the two, fences are much easier.

Dawn on Mt. Vernon… at dawn on Mount Vernon. Whoa.

What South Park and Gavin Newsom are doing is eloquent. If poop jokes and satire save us, they better start giving Oscars for comedy.

Dig.

I’d like to thank all the 2nd Amendment loving patriots who are caravanning towards Chicago right now to defend the people against a Tyrannical Federal Government that has declared war on a U.S. city!! Thank you for putting aside the racism & white supremacy that has kept you

I’m gonna read this twice and slip it under my daughter’s pillow.

…well this should calm everybody down…

Hell yeah. Read the whole thread.