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daweiner πŸ†“

@daweiner

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calendar_today20-08-2008 20:26:01

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Staring at three different French people in this metro car who are wearing Yankees hats and I’m reminded how Heidi recently tried to claim credit for wearing Yankees hats.

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Can’t believe felching didn’t come during Kennedy’s confirmation hearing. Should be a standard question for all HHS secretaries going forward.

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Mark Kelly is going to be polling in the top 5 for 2028 shortly and have some of the highest support from independents without really trying.

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the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters lmao

the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters lmao
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[Freak out and grab one of my seven concealed pistols when I see someone wearing a Grateful Dead t-shirt] Get away from me you demon!!!

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It’s really weird how internet characters like this pop up every year or two. Just absolute grifters who exist on the exact edge of being dumb and acting dumb. He’s had the reason explained to him countless times in the replies, so in this case it’s an act. Other times, it’s not.

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[Finishes Death by Lightning two days ago] β€œIt really feels like by resigning and going on the attack against the president of her own party, Marjorie Taylor Greene is pulling a move right out of Roscoe Conkling’s playbook against Garfield.”

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I do think at a certain point everyone who fearmongered about congestion pricing should have to issue a public apology. Air pollution dropped 22% ! Think about how many fewer people are going to get asthma now, thanks to congestion pricing.