one week ago, van jones said the reason people are pro-palestine is because of a paid propaganda campaign. today it’s revealed that he is a mentor in a paid zionist propaganda campaign

Back in ye olden times - pay attention, y' young whippersnapper, ya jes may learn summat! - we'd tell a host a tweets and li'l tweets and make a... howdjamacallit... story... narrative... on this here social media platformage. Course, way back then, twas called Twitter! Oh yes...

And I's - no you canna go outside, Pop is talking, y' cussed fool! Now where was I... Oh yas, so I recall... well, way back then we didn't need to worry none about none of ye algorithms or AI or whathavye no, not at all! No! I we wannad t' say summat, we could do blessed say it.

It was a very different time - could you just stop scratching yourself, for t' love of Mary! - and I'd say twas a better time, all told. Lot less fear and a lot more love. No, not that sort, y' scamp! I see ye giggling away now. Although... Anyhow, Pop was good at these tales.

Grandpop would like to tell one of the these tales now, but he daren't. Yes, I am nearly finished, youngun! But he caint, because he is a bun shadow-banned, yas! Pop might start his story t' nay finish and be trapped in a purgatory smelling of sin and musk forever. So he daren't!

I lost my confidence recently, but it was okay because the next day I found someone else's.

I find do not disturb signs quite disturbing.

I'm studying to become a justice of the peace, but first I need to become a justice of the background noise.

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Once tried to keep a butterfly as a pet but it didn't work out. It was too flighty.

So many pets! My indulgent parents even bought me a baby giraffe! But of course the calf grew and soon wouldn't fit in the spare room any more, so we had to pay for a rare and dangerous neck reduction. Incredibly, the procedure was successful! I've still got that llama.

I tried to keep an octopus for a while, but I found it too creepy. So it was adopted by a Korean chef of my acquaintance, who doted on it lovingly until close to dinner time. In a delicious way, it was a sad time and I guess the whole thing was spineless.

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Are we allowed to call Trump a rock spider yet?

Lady Pooh ( Crazy Sewer Rat ) Dave Donovan Never in my born days did I ever think that the world would begin to mentally desintergrate from 2016 on.

Henry The Democratic Socialist Dave Donovan Same Here,Henry😔and Nobody's speaking Out,'cept for Tweepers...

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