Oh looj at them having a go about things. A fine day for foot (Soccer) ball— wahey lads? Me mum's tits , Piss up! Ohh the noncers Wanked it

This is fucking ridiculous it's still 38 degrees

PAUL MASON HAS GONE MAD AGAIN AND IS RUNNING

I would argue that following Ipswich around the country is more useful than Kieth's focus groups. Once again I say, try and get a bus in Blackburn and it's clear what is going on

I used to fancy Raworth but she's debased herself here

You know what, Ken Clarke, Heseltine, Lamont etc. Bastards but at least talented people with ability to speak sense and intellectual presence

Insufferable segment on Matt forde on newsnight which I'm finally watching. Matt forde is an idiot

Watching newsnight in my pant, fan blasting me,.white noise on the oppo, this is life

Fair play to her. Steadfast even if the whole thing a charade Profoundly unsettling moment. Old world is dead. And the new one will be darker.

don't want it to be a downer but this country is absolutely mad And it's about to go off cliff edge

Robert Peston is absolutely mad. Total nutjob. One of the maddest people I've ever seen and he's on my screen. What a world.

Don't think people realise how badly they've fucked it. Oh well. Can't get over Peston tonight. Totally bloody bonkers

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

On the 6th October 2023 I shared a link on X to a Mail Online article entitled ‘Militant union leader at the heart of doctors strikes is a Labour activist who boasted of charging the NHS for a strike cover shift. I accept that my words were misleading as the subject in question

for my new year's resolution i am going to wake up on january 1 with a level of discipline and ability to delay gratification i have not once shown in my entire life

Why the fuck is everyone driving bulbous cars