Saw EYEWITNESS (1956, Muriel Box) last night, a Panic Room-style thriller that’s mostly about why women should avoid marrying the drippiest guy on earth (he buys a 19-inch tv on installment!)

One thing I don’t see the Right grapple with is the fact that foreign immigrants are much *safer* workers than Americans. For example, did you know that since switching to an entirely-Haitian workforce, the Columbus carburetor plant has not had a *single* reported OSHA violation?

read: CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF Very sad play. Brick and Skipper are two awesome alpha males, ripped football players who just like to hang out, drink some beers, horse around in the shower, etc—til the freakin LONGHOUSE starts freaking out, INVADES their space and RUINS EVERYTHING.

“This new show will be just like my movies, only longer and worse,” Kent added.

Putting this on my Volkswagen

I re-activated my gym membership, and the cost has doubled over the last two years. SAD!

Wouldn't it be funny if that was true?

Great breakdown here. I agree it’s likely going to be GomBurZa—it’s tailor-made for Oscar sensibilities—but, oh jeez, it was *such* a turkey, I’d really hate for *that* to be the Filipino film to break the streak.

It’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a fork.

How much of a gooner must you be to post comments on a porn site???

My kids both take the bus to school, and based on the reports I’m hearing, and the spellings of the names of their bullies and assailants, I think it’s time to have The Talk with them.

Ted It’s amazing how identical they all are in their nonconformity

YOU SICK FUCK SHE WAS 31 YEARS OLD!

Olivia Nuzzi was a *journalist*; her brain didn’t even HAVE a frontal lobe. Having sex with a journalist is functionally equivalent to having sex with an anemone. Female journalists are simply incapable of providing meaningful “consent” to sex; they lack the mental capacity.

There’s a LaBute play where the wife confesses to her husband that she kissed a man on a business trip, then under questioning admits they “made out,” then “ok I blew him”, then etc, and by the end she’s revealed that there was a line of dudes out the door running a train on her.

You might think “I know Olbermann is insane when it comes to politics but at least he still knows sports” and I am here to tell you he doesn’t know sports either.