I’ve never understood this bc that’s literally the best time to kick someone esp if they have been kicking you 😂

Declan Rice just win us a trophy, the conversations I will have you in will be blasphemous

“Hey my handsome baby” would’ve had me at the house waiting like

I’ll put Norgaard in conversations so crazy that even he will be confused

😂

There are sentences being read that have never been read before

We’re not the winner of anything….

wish a nigga wood

me laughing at the joke i haven't told yet 😂😭

We dey find league title. This one dey set up date with mechanic. God plis.

Update : She got me a gorgeous handbag so she’s forgiven now ❤️

Someone stealing the bulbs from your fridge changes you 😔

“No one will be able to stand against you all the days of your life. As I was with Moses, so I will be with you; I will never leave you nor forsake you.” That is the Word of the Lord.

I. Have. Never. Been. Asleep.

134 years with no tortussy is a wild feat

🎶 Benny White, White, White 🎶 Shot on Google Pixel 🤳

That Chelsea 3 day title race talk

Me ordering a margarita in front of the mom to be 😭😭

Mikel Arteta has been nominated for the @PremierLeague Manager of the Month award 🤩 Fully deserved, boss ❤️ You know what to do, Gooners! 👇