@duusgirl #itsnotacompetition

@JointworksChiro I mapped out and colour-coded the parts of my rib cage that hurt. Is that weird? Put the laser wand there.

@duusgirl Your shit is bananas.

@duusgirl Everything I lift is more "relevant" than everything you lift #hipsterlift

@JointworksChiro Just saying, you're facing competition from the naturopathic sector #dontjudge #rorschach

@duusgirl and some #phat beets.

@cjamesms Not the correct varieties

@huckbucket it doesn't sound as bad if you tell yourself that glass is just a better class of sand.

@philiprenich unfortunately, you can't always say "this is what we're looking for." Captains have a pattern-finding problem of their own.

@philiprenich I could write a great deal more . . . but not in 140 characters!

@RiptideAUDL note that *I* am fine. But it turns out all our offseason prep doesn't stop our guys from giving each other head injuries.

@huckbucket some facts bear repeating.

@huckbucket represents the local value of the "population connectedness" parameter I'm developing. Detail requires 140+ characters.

@huckbucket density of population nodes. Winnipeg has high local pop density, but far to travel, so scores low.

@SpacemanPith mostly because of my previous tweet, "N" is for "Nucleon."

@RiptideAUDL Morgan Hibbert well, what would Brian Boytano do?

@RiptideAUDL Oh, good. It's a word now.