- Presenting my work as part of an intro meeting to a newer team at work - Nervous, fly though it - Get positive reception - Sit back, mic and camera off, take a sip of water to chill - Immediately spill entire cup of water on myself

I better go superviral for this...

cardcaptor sakura gf vs. avatar the last airbender bf

Yokohama Arena Super Time Stop #FF14 #THEPRIMALS

Two years' worth of mental breakdowns later

No way I just got added to the work team Whatsapp chat with the same profile picture as I have on twitter well it's too late to change now ig 🐸

Lest thou doth presently not enjoyeth the bird app

born to dilly dally forced to lock in

Golden duo 🏆

damn, training for the marathon do really just be like irl umamusume (except I've only trained guts and my energy is permanently low)

Profiled by companies again - since the day I turned 30, youtube has been relentlessly pushing Ryan Letourneau clips onto my homepage. And what's worse, I've been watching AND enjoying them. I try to defy my pre-ordained fate, but I am at the whim of the machine...

At some point, I'm going to start dropping acronyms/slang into my work Teams conversations, involuntarily can't imagine what the response will be in the Indian office when I tell them the updated meeting time is "tbh actually bussin"

Made a new friend at work

So delirious on lack of sleep, I updated my instagram profile for the first time in nearly 5 years if someone only ever is exposed to me on that platform, they'll be very surprised at me suddenly sprouting a beard...

- go to my first Riftbound local - lots of rule confusion, some opponents confidently asserting the wrong rules for lines of play - i mald - go home, read up on rulebook fully - judge program happens to drop this morning - ... - can now "well ackshually 🤓☝" all my opps gg

Finally, a spotify presale that actually got me

Won my first Riftbound Summoner Skirmish! Was a very small field, but can't complain 😅 Playing mostly stock Kai'sa with a couple of cards missing (Sun Disc is a pet inclusion but probably gone when I get another Retreat). Completely busted deck ngl