Who actually shoots themselves in the chest? (This Manhattan NY story isn’t making sense!)

What do YOU need today?

“You don’t always get what you want. You don’t always get what you deserve. You get what you get when it’s given to you and you just take it and you have to run with it” - CHELSEA GREEN

Sydney Sweeney's American Eagle ad is peak 2025 energy. Half the country’s mad she’s a Nazi, the other half’s mad she’s wearing pants. Meanwhile, American Eagle’s just happy we remembered malls still exist.

China’s over there building cities in the ocean, and we’re canceling people for liking jeans wrong!

Let's face it, charcuterie boards are just "Lunchables" for grown-ups.

Is it me, or doesn't Gavin Newsom give off megachurch pastor vibes?

It turns out I'm 63% Stoic, 24% Jedi, and 13% grumpy Chicago dad stuck in traffic yelling “it is what it is!” at the windshield.

You want crowd work? You got it!

The woman that I pay to pick up poop in my back yard just found out I don’t have pets. 😳

Are YOUR jeans supreme?

Diabetes & Alcohol

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Monday night on RAW! Bronson Steiner - "You're 47! And you're 40! You're over 100 years old combined!" Steiner Math!

Political $H!T!

Sit Ubu Sit! Good Dog.

Click here to listen---> buff.ly/4127EQf Comedian David Vox Mullen and Professional Wrestler Mr Ken Anderson talk about all the things that you're not supposed to talk about. #Religion, #Sex, #Politics and more...so don't get hot! #comedypodcast #podcast #wrestling

Is Gavin Newsom really trying to flex with being the 4th largest economy? 🤣 Oh Mr. Governor, sir, it is not a flex when California also has the HIGHEST poverty rate & jobless claims. A bit of a paradox if a good economy doesn’t translate to prosperity for ALL Californians.

Kinda like how you’ve deleted servers at your locations?