Hey y’all, go see an improv show before #micf is over! There is no greater skill than being able to make an audience laugh completely off the cuff :)

The Billionaire — The Poem open.substack.com/pub/davidtieck… #poem #Billionaires

I just found out fruit tingles no longer have the weird multi-colour vomit looking one that was the BEST one! I guess my childhood is officially over :(

Top Five All New Reasons To Try To Meet Geese open.substack.com/pub/davidtieck…

I Ordered Something Weird open.substack.com/pub/davidtieck…

This is a very funny show - and I’m on it!!! Andy Richter Andy Daly #thethreequestions podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the…

It must be stressful to go undercover in an animal testing lab because people would ALWAYS be saying 'I smell a rat' #ToughJobs

I think one of the dumbest thoughts I ever had was when Colbert was announced as new Late Night host I thought “yes! He’s so funny, but now we’ll get to see him do stuff other than politics!” #RIPLateNight

I just heard CBS also cancelled Ham - now THATS suspicious timing! #Ham

Trump is talking beef - clearly trying to distract from Ham Watch 25 #HamWatch25 #ham

Fun fact: I’m so badass and rad at eating carrots, that when I do it on public transport hardly ANYONE accuses me of being a bunny in a full human skin suit!

Does anyone know how to take a screenshot of the inside of your own mind?

I never got to be on Kimmel, but this was close! podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the… Pick me as the new host of Late Night!

Today topic: Top ten reasons the head might well be one of the top five body parts! Whatcha Got.. open.substack.com/pub/davidtieck…

Top Ten signs that the Cloud 9 you thought you were on is actually only like cloud 63, and it’s a no good scheming cloud! open.substack.com/pub/davidtieck…

Did Snoop spell his name? I’ve been wondering how it’s spelled for decades! #AFLGrandFinal #SnoopDogg