FAKE PEACE DEAL Zelensky understands the difference between a peace deal and a ceasefire. The Trump/Putin plan would give Russia a badly needed intermission masquerading as peace. Putin needs time to rebuild his military. When that is done, Russia will again attack Ukraine.

BREAKING: Trump just announced that he changed the name of Quebec to "Big Vermont With Frenchies". Google maps has already made the change. Things are getting complicated in a hurry.

FACTOID: Little Marco s shoes with the built-in 5" lift heels are being called Rubio Slippers.

QUICK QUESTION Trump doesn't care about the national debt. We know Republicans are definitely going to give the wealthiest people & corporations an extension of their tax cuts from Trump's first term. So why the obsession in cutting programs that help average people?

BREAKING: Decent people don't need to be paid to protest a racist jackass, any more than racists need to be paid to hold up a sign supporting Nazi mobiles.

AUTO TARIFF FACTS The auto tariffs are surgically designed to benefit only Tesla. Since Musk's brand has become toxic, Trump is desperate to make Tesla more appealing without Tesla needing to be competitive with Chinese EVs. Thank God the world is big enough to tank Tesla

BREAKING: President Trump has announced an Executive Order that changes our immigration policies. Beginning today, any undocumented people in the US, regardless of criminal history, will be granted immediate citizenship if they buy a new Tesla.

TESLA'S SALES ARE EVEN WORSE You can bet that Tesla's horrible Q1 sales numbers were actually worse than reported. Many people are saying that Musk has been fudging his accounting for over a year.

WHITE HOUSE LEAK I'm hearing that Trump is going to let us say Merry Christmas this year.

CLARIFICATION ON TARIFF DEALS The reason Trump hasn't negotiated one new trade deal is that his staffing cuts mean there is no one who actually knows how to craft one. Actual trade deals are complicated and attention to detail is not something MAGA has.

MUSK-TRUMP "FEUD" REALITY Just a reminder that it's all bullshit. They aren't feuding. Musk isn't against having his taxes cut. It's a show meant to trick Democrats into buying Tesla Nazi mobiles by pretending Musk has changed.

RFK Jr is not aging well.

Does anybody remember laughter?

QUICK REMINDER Fuck Israel and all the Israelis.

Israel never would have started a war with Iran if Trump were president.

QUICK QUESTION (Not specific to Iran) What would Trump be doing differently if he were trying to destroy the future of the US?

I hope everyone realizes that Iran is far from done striking back. "Success" needs to be measured in years and decades.