Elon Musk has programed #Grok to only create photos of him when he had a jawline and was 25 years younger.

Would.

New #Trump assassination attempt has just been foiled! A hunting stand overlooking Air Force One's exit has just been spotted by Secret Service.

No one dreams of growing up to be a delivery guy. It's a job you take when you lack the education and/or skillset to want something better for yourself. Automation is motivator. It forces people to dream bigger for themselves bc they're 100% capable of more. That's a good thing!

Nevermind all of that. The first problem here is people are taking relationship advice from Reddit. 🥴

Munetaka Murakami to the #Yankees. Speak it into existence! 🙏

Coach must make her do squats every time she misses a layup. #AngelReese

"People who are beastly to others for a living have no right to ask for good wishes, let alone prayer, even when they’re scared." — #MiloYiannopoulos Milo, arguably the most hateful person on the internet, has a brain tumor and wants you to pray for him. No thanks?

Kayne is long gone, but his fashion influence on Kim lives on. 😭

They're not seeing this tweet bc they're long gone, bro.

These nerds are being called the SIMCARTEL. 😂

Virginia Giuffre's memoir is a legit horror book. I don't know how anyone can even read it. #EpsteinFiles nypost.com/2025/10/18/us-…

When it comes to finding love, women will believe the most insane things — like an Etsy witch found her soulmate. Spoiler Alert: This man looks NOTHING like the drawing other than they both have beards.

If you're wondering why our government is such a mess it's bc the same 42% of Americans who are unaware chips are made from potatoes are allowed to vote. 😭

If #ZohranMamdani loses the election, it's bc of this.

I'm going as Ed Gein for #Halloween. Not flannel jacket, gun toting Ed Gein. THIS Ed Gein! 🔥

As a 12 year old girl playing dress up. — fake face tats — fake nose ring — fake contacts — fake grill — fake hair color You can stop pearl clutching for clicks over #NorthWest now.

During #Trump's first Presidency, he screwed over farmers and then used taxpayer money to bail them out. Second Presidency. Same playbook. Hilarious that people think he's MAGA.

Islamic prayer bell times in Dearborn, MI. Fajr 6:36 AM Sunrise 7:54 AM Dhuhr 1:17 PM Asr 4:12 PM Maghrib 6:39 PM Isha 7:57 PM The First Amendment protects the free exercise of religion. Wanting the bells to stop is simply #Islamophobia.

Not ghosts. It's #Tesla's faulty tech. FSD misidentifies an object as a person due shadows, reflections, road markings, etc. It can happen in the middle of NYC, but people are only capturing it on dark deserted Appalachian roads and spooky cemeteries to fool gullible viewers. 😱