Finally, the Snow White & the Serven Dwarfs remake we all deserve.

Come the revolution, this will be my flag

Nice day for it innit? I dug this one out of the greasy 2017 archives. I'm not currently up to making a big flashy fry up at the moment because my eyes are poorly again. This will be the 3rd time in 2 years that I'll be losing my sight. I'm getting very tired of this now.

Flexing here just a bit, sorry (not sorry). I contacted my GP surgery this morning, they just called me back. They offered me a face to face appointment on Friday🤯

Anyone else do their own little Hot Ones: The Game Show lineup for sh!ts and giggles? The Howl Hot Sauce bourbon won this round.

Considering a career at Hallmark cards

Hey Alexa, show me three kings...

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe..."

Ha 🙄

32 days to go. Do you live in North East Somerset? Do you know someone who lives in North East Somerset? Do you know someone who knows someone who lives in North East Somerset? Share this film with them

My favourite cyclist's just won one of the biggest races. The guy's a badass and a pickle-lover which are 2 things we have in common. Nice one #lachlanmorton chapeau 🎩

GCN+ > Disco+ I miss the attention to detail, the race previews/profiles, the docs etc. I'd be slightly happier with Disco+ if they gave us just the cycling & I wasn't also paying for 'Opal Truckers Outback Grill Secrets' & their like. An annual subs option would be good too.

Thgis is taking motor-doping to a whole new level.

‘It was incredible, but it just ran over. Apologies for keeping you’ Rishi Sunak sits down for an interview with Paul Brand last week after leaving D-Day events in France early Watch full interview on the Tonight programme on ITV at 7pm itv.com/news/2024-06-1…

It's International Lefthanders Day! Solidarity to my southpaw, cuddy wifter, katy-handed, kay-nieved, mollydooker, corrie fister, corrie fistit, cack-handed, sinistromanual, cloot, scroochie and squiffy comrades. All you right handed freaks can jog on today. #LeftHandersDay

Happy St Valentine's Day people & bots of twitter. Here is a lovely love poem for you xxx

He's had a long run of mostly 2nd places before. In fact if there was a competition for largest number of 2nd places he'd probably come 2nd. Sure he'll be back winning when his knee's properly healed & he's got a bit of confidence back.