I've been watching the TV series Departure on Netflix and there's a line which perfectly explains why some people believe the ridiculous #flatearth #Chemtrails and #geoengineering nonsense. "Conspiracy theories make stupid people feel smart".

Kids, don't do drugs or you will end up going full bellend like this. The "entities" are now blocking the "fake sun" with "spraying" because "it is malfunctioning " 😂

Mark has worked out what the 5G phone masts are for. It's the "Internet of bio-nano things". I nominate Mark for the Nobel prize for Scientific Illiteracy and General BS 😂

Sean claims that his best mate is a pilot with 2Excel and has confirmed that they are involved in #geoengineering. So what do we think - is Sean's mate an imaginary friend or is he pulling Sean's plonker? If he's real, I think there might be an awkward conversation soon 🤔😂

Mellafinger knows the moon is a light so can't have any shadows on it, because God told her. I'm guessing God also told her to block me and run away 😂

I thought @GhostOfOrwell84 might like this 😁

WindsorDebs has (as usual) been complaining about "them" stealing our summer and Damo agrees. I think Damo is a bit confused and needs to do some research about ARIA and SATAN (and also learn how to spell). Don't be a gimboid like Damo 🤦

Apologies to James James for misunderstanding one of his posts& thanks to Eric Eric the Camel for putting me straight that James is not a chembecile. I couldn't reply on the thread in question as the OP blocked me but one good thing has come of it as I now follow James 😃

After the subject came up in a recent thread, I found this on Amazon and just had to buy it! I'm hoping at least one of the stories includes that wonderful character Pastor Kidneys 😁

I'm sure Ioana Ioana 🏕️ will be delighted to hear that her campaign is gaining traction nationally as Ken Bruce told his millions of listeners this morning that there are no such things as s...gulls. 😃

Some highlights from today's flight. Silverstone, Cardington airship hangars, Millbrook Proving Ground and Woburn Abbey. The temperature at 3,000 feet was a lot more comfortable than at ground level!

Off to America for a couple of weeks. They're just loading the #chemtrails juice, so should be on our way soon. I've asked the Captain to give Debs a quick squirt as we fly over her 😉

I think Eric the Camel might approve of my #holidayreading RIP #terrypratchett

A beautiful mixture of sunset clouds on Long Island tonight after a delicious meal of steak and lobster (sorry, 🐧 Tāwhaki the Penguin God🐧🦞 ) at the Outback Steakhouse, washed down with a very large glass of Fosters 😋

The thread on which Deborah posted this reply is a conversation between two absolute morons and wins today's award for f*ckwittery on X. I can't repost the OP as the author blocked me ages ago, but it's worth reading the whole thread if you want a good laugh 😂

An Emirates A380 from Dubai to JFK over Long Island at 19:58 UTC. I thought Ioana 🏕️ and Deborah Sanderson might like it, despite the low quality of the photo (taken on my phone as my camera is packed away for the flight home this evening).

Some scary looking frequency clouds off the southeast coast of Ireland at sunrise today en route from JFK to LHR. Fortunately we were well above them, so the #skybastards and #HAARP didn't manage to poison me or activate the #nanopatticles in my blood from the #clotshot 😉