Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition...

Dayve and I have settled upon a very equitable distribution of sofa space. Also, I'm not allowed to move my leg as her head is resting against it.

Grey and drizzly on the Common this morning, but I did meet these guys again. They were a bit braver this time.

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Tsk. Chelsea v Napkn

The chance to use the correct plural comes so rarely, and they blew it.

Some of the Mandarin Ducks are just growing into their adult plumage and it's a sight to behold.

No one: The Isle of Man flag:

Getting a bit autumnal out here

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People who invent their own sayings make me angrier than a goose in July.

"Yeah, I remember when I said I'd take on Doctor Who. Didn't turn out so well for me"

Been to see some of the denizens of St James's Park

Google autocomplete reading like the reversed chapter headings of a true crime novel. Just start at the bottom and read up.