Trust journalists

has anyone ever stunned in new photo more than this

my brain all week: COURTNEY 👹TAKE YOUR BREAK 👹👹

my anecdote about me murdering my dog is being twisted by bad faith actors to make me look bad

I know I’m always like “this essay is so good” about JP’s writing but man this essay is SO GOOD newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

For my New Yorker debut, I wrote a personal history with rattlesnakes 🐍newyorker.com/culture/the-we…

miranda when she pulled her neck and aidan helped her off the bathroom floor

Briefly thought this was another planet but then noticed the Statue of Liberty in the background

Challengers but it’s set in the competitive world of pickleball and all the characters won’t stop talking about how much they love playing pickleball and how it’s such a good social activity and how you should really try it

first time i’ve seen one of these. are the democrats….learning???

I’m Feeling Bergalicious as Bergie 🖤🖤🖤

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

This is the best news about the media industry in years

NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO.

We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff.

Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited.

nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…

ok everyone else can stop trying

saw this in london and it was terrible 💙

my swedish sister in law in sydney says my 2.5-year-old aussie niece has developed a british accent bc of peppa pig. are kids in other countries getting aussie accents bc of bluey?

live-blogging the apocalypse