So Beiber was arrested for assault and Biebery.

Tickets for the Super Bowl are still on sale. If you can get to them without being caught in traffic because of Chris Christie.

So thrilled that the Tonight Show is coming back to New York. And I'm still not hosting it.

The Super Bowl will be followed by the Republican rebuttal.

People think I hate Jay Leno. But, I don't. And I never have. 31.media.tumblr.com/11b4e756efca90…

I hope Justin and his Bieber end up being New York City cab drivers in 30 years.

Chris Christie knew about the lane closures all along. He also knew about the Double Down, the Baconator, and the Big King.

Governor Christie was asked, 'Do you think this will hurt your chances of being president of the United States".

And he said, 'Hey, we'll close that bridge when we come to it".

That uh, Jimmy Fallon took over the Tonight Show last week, and I thought he did a good job.

I actually want to have Jay Leno on the show. What.

Hey there.

I'm retiring next year. It's been fun. But, it's time to go.