There are croissants out there that will change your entire outlook on life

Give whoever wrote this a raise.

Saquon was asked on The Tonight Show about his post-Super Bowl shotgun: “I did go to Penn State.”

Iykyk

Why does every single day cost $300

three margs on an empty stomach

Same

using dark mode so much that i became physically repulsed when i see a white screen

Whoever decided car engines should shut down any time you stop at a red light needs to be put on one of those deportation flights to El Salvador.

This is what being a man felt like before Microsoft Teams got invented.

too many losers not enough people telling them they’re losers.

we should all pretend not to know who she is when she returns to earth.

Me af

A JIRA ad on something that hit you in the balls is pretty much marketing perfection.

AirBnB hosts charging a $200 cleaning fee while simultaneously demanding you clean every square inch of the rental to exacting specifications remains the biggest scam in modern history.

Can someone explain why I have to pay tax when I buy stuff with my money that was already taxed?

Millennials use “lol” like STOP at the end of a telegram lol

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

i'm in my element (air conditioning)