Gary Barlow's son is scared, he doesn't know why he's so big

Wishing a happy and fruitful week to everyone except the book reviewer who decided to describe in detail significant aspect of the novel I'm reading.

Toni Morrison. Or Stuart Pearce.

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It's obviously way past time to leave X but where else will Temu be able to bombard me with shite?

A modest proposal.

In Manchester city centre on a weeknight. Just fell on my arse slipping on a discarded chicken wing.

These lists are ideal if you are suffering from a chronic lack of smug complacency.

Turning their backs? They'll have to be careful the veterans that served in northern ireland will open fire

Media coverage of this Maccabi Tel Aviv stuff, another in the long list of things making me feel insane. Complete detachment from reality, in outlets that love to weaponise their 'fact check' departments. Disgraceful, indefensible, genocide enabling pricks the lot of them.

All the newspapers and pundits who've just spent three days sagely blaming the US election results on "online disinformation" are collectively hallucinating an alternate reality into existence which can prevent them from having to say anything bad about Israeli football hooligans

Finally, after decades of saying no, saying yes when they ask if I've got a boots advantage card to own the feeble minded, racist, insecure, homophobic bedwetters on here.

This craven bullshit is making me question my own sanity.

Strikes me that the person filming you saying things that will likely end your career is not someone to whom "this can't get out" means a great deal.

THREAD: The mayor of Amsterdam, Femke Halsema, today released a 12-page report on the events in Amsterdam during the past week. It provides the most detailed account we have thus far, and corrects some details in my earlier posts on the matter. For example, and contrary to what I

Come on Sparksy lad, get him sold in January so you can get some new carpets down #priorities

"So, Graham, would you say the weather rather spoiled that game?" "No, the dickhead referee managed that all on his own." #bcafc