I can’t believe Ontario is about to reelect Doug because of bike lanes.

My election prediction was way wrong. I won’t be making any more predictions. Aside from that one. Which is probably worthless.

Pitch black at 530 here. And Trump is not even inaugurated yet

How many tanks and missiles will Trump have at his inaugural military parade?

The horse race of fascism. Cool

Going to spend the day grading. Listening to Tom Waits to get in the mood

I guess he failed the loyalty quiz

I just received a generous, thoughtful, and constructive review of my book manuscript. A perfect birthday gift!

My department is hiring in epistemology. Contact me for more information.

I’m a Full Professor and my Mom still calls me Honey-Bunch.

Blocking Rothman because he’s an idiot.

Not now Haboob!

“Colleges have become a little too closely tied to the policy objectives of one of the two political parties,” This is because one political party has LOST ITS F-ING MARBLES

“Firebrand”. Is that gen -Z for serial rapist? So confused

The Republicans shocked at Trump’s cabinet picks are such cute little morons.

Elon is finally figuring out what ads to give me! Brake pads!

This is so stupid. Trump owes Blanche and Bove money. It doesn’t matter if they are good lawyers. The appearance of being biased matters