Pole 💈🎣

I don’t trust no man without a blicky…bc when shit get sticky where tf that blicky at?¿

Idk what to say when people ask me if i eat clean bc sometimes, yeah, for sure…. & sometimes I also binge eat mcdicks 🤷🏻‍♂️

bow, bow, bow, I fucked yo baby dad…or whatever Sexxy Redd said 🤷🏻‍♂️

I blame my nascar driving skills on my Pops, as a kid, he was the one that always told me the yellow light means speed up 🤷🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

oh i’m about to spam tf out of my TL now that I can finally post from my photos & everything….feels good to be back 😋

If Miami keeps getting anymore expensive & the economy keeps getting any worse, I’m just going to do fraud and go to white collar prison…. everything is scheduled, it’s dedicated workout time, free meals, no bills… it really isn’t starting to sound too bad at this point 💀😂

Seriously thinking of getting a warehouse down here in Miami and selling tickets to my own sex events…. No alcohol, clothes check, Dj, slings, mattresses, GH’s, fisting areas…do you guys think that would do well down here?? 👀

A guy asked me out today & it was odd not being the one to do the asking….does this mean i’m the girl in this situation?? 💀

just out of curiosity, do you find yourself watching your “for you” TL or your “following” TL more??? interested to hear these responses 🤔

yall think they’re putting tariffs on tricking…?? Asking for a friend 👀

Finalized the purchase of my smoke shop yesterday & did record sales for the month, today. I’ll take that as a good sign 🤞🏼🍾

comical to think that in December I was let go from my “dream job” & absolutely distraught when the company said that they were “going in a different direction.” now today I just interviewed two people…not including the additional three that applied, for my own business 💫

I came down with the flu the first week I took over my shop. Thankfully, my pops flew down to help me run everything, while I was sick. Now, his friendly ass has a fan club in MIA….like why tf is Dj Holiday asking me about my pops?¿?¿ 😭💀

between my apartment & my shop, i’m paying FL Power damn near a thousand dollars a month… I feel like i at least deserve a free t-shirt or some shit at this point?? 🫠