One of the best albums of the decade open.spotify.com/album/0yuuoIvq…

Not all English and Americans are wankers but all wankers on holiday are English and American

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How many catastrophic and potentially life threatening injuries have these wee fuckers from your holiday wrist band been responsible for over the years? - in the pool - applying lotion - in the shower - wiping yer arse - in bed

Cheater, liar and, bizarrely, in one of the most powerful jobs in the world

That was the height of technology as well

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Coldplay have some tunes; no doubt but Chris Martin is not a good singer. Awful when he tries to ad-lib something or do something different Hats off to him/them for the HUGE success - and obvs I’m jealous ha ha

We’re still on the lookout for outfield players in all positions as we approach the new season - get in touch if interested in coming for a trial 🟡🔵🟡

See you Friday 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

See you in a few hours

The genius of this whole album 😂

Love this

My first ever gig

Where we meeting for a pint?

Right Scotland, our turn…The guns have fallen silent. The stars have aligned. The great wait is over. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🎸 🎙️ 🤘

Cannot describe how good a night that was

I don’t even remember him smiling this much the first time around - he’s loving it and so are we