dungeness crab david (@davidgavigan) 's Twitter Profile
dungeness crab david

@davidgavigan

Hit me with your car so I know it’s real

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calendar_today01-02-2013 18:14:39

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I’ll always think about the guy who paid for the rest of my bouquet for my mom at 7-11 when I was a kid and didn’t have enough money on Mother’s Day, I hope he hits the lottery

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Being a free agent is like that scene from Gravity where Sandra Bullock detaches from the Explorer. You’re all alone, no one is answering your calls, and you don’t know if you’ll get back to base. Your only hope is George Clooney saving you. Save me, George.

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Whoever is watching stuff on my streaming service profiles better cut it out or start watching better stuff so it’s not as obvious