Have we been crossing tanks with daleks?

Conjoined twins?

1) I can't believe this is our most-read story right now. 2) I think Austrialia needs to download Strictly Ballroom this weekend and then have a word with itself about dancing your own steps. ft.com/content/6153e3…

*shouting through bedroom door* Just because I'm still listening to Unknown Pleasures in 2024 does not mean I haven't moved forward.

Train driver, heel thyself.

cc Is there a cat in this movie?

Head of Costume: 'ow assassiney were you thinking? Director: 'ow assassiney can you go? Head of Costume ... I'll see what I can do.

*Drops croissant*

Euston: The train departing any minute now will be on platform ... wait for it, wait for it ... Also Euston:

Completely misread that.

Every time I see this ad I think of Ramiro de Lorqua

London: can close Battersea Park from Friday to Wednesday for Formula E car races. Can't close Richmond Park for a day for a bike race.

And if it does, will the UK be forced to offer freedom of movement for aliens under 30?

This 👇

Increasingly feels like one might stumble over the body of Ramiro de Lorqua at any moment.

I know it means 'not Northern Ireland,' but the use of Great Britain in this headline and then repeatedly in the first few pars makes it very difficult not to read this in deeply sarcastic f***ing s***hole country internal monologue voice. theguardian.com/money/article/…

'the radioactive fuel vital for nuclear power' Second Mentions ft.com/content/240af0…

Tour de France Femmes: live footage of the camera operator's motorbike speedo as the leaders hit 90kmh+ on the descent of Col du Glandon. Wales:thetimes.com/uk/wales/artic…

I see the Legcy local media is once again not covering a local story that the legacy local media is quite clearly covering in, er, this screen grab from local legacy media outlet, The Oxford Mail.