This might be the most successful quote tweet bait post I've seen

One of my kids threw up on the couch tonight and I had to clean it up while my wife bathed her. It was a real mess. And yet I still find my situation better than this.

Agu It’s not body dysmorphia, plastic surgery is the hallmark of the “big girls” in Lagos now.

Made a mini music video with my fiancé… It’s his smile for me 😁🤣♥️

4,000 of them are going to go on to do amazing things in the fashion, hospitality, design and lifestyle industries!

Who is this guy 😂

Hall of fame post right here

You can’t get loyalty from broke girls.

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

na my guy sister

every broke nigga i know get bitches

A church brother collected her number and sent her this on WhatsApp

Young Kings She’ll curse his name, call him toxic, swear she’s done, Then still pull up at midnight like clockwork. Why? Because female nature isn’t driven by logic—it’s driven by emotion and dominance. She doesn’t always crave the nice guy. She craves the man who moves her, even if it

Young Kings Women love to feel emotional with a man. Often times a man “they hate” makes them incredibly emotional. They may not like him, but they’ll sleep with him.

when i was a kid, the first word that came out of my mouth was “bonjour” that was when i realized i was born to be a PSG fan.

No signings today but our players are on a diet plan and Zirkzee scored a backheel in training INEEEOOOSS ARE U MAD??? 🔥 🔥 🔥

Only Chelsea & Utd can do this to PSG, I’ve been saying it since