This poem knows something about you that others don’t.

This poem disagrees with you

This poem is currently emitting its very own share of greenhouse gas.

This poem is from the past

Weird soundtrack for the attempted coup.

This short poem might seem insignificant, but it very well might outlive you.

These poems are the same. Only their titles vary.

Chances are this poem won’t like you back.

Pathological liars and conspiracy theorists are the first to fall for poetry.

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I am pleased to announce that I’ve decided to go net-zero on swear words and bad language. In the event that I should say something inappropriate I pledge to compensate that by saying something nice. #COP26

My poems about plastics really sound better when paraphrased

This poem reads far into the future. SPOILER: You and I aren’t in it.

These poems are so self-conscious they systematically keep notes on who liked them.

This poem has echolocation activated. Like the inaudible song of a dolphin, it tries to make sense of your distant inner self.

Spring water in a bottle, salt water in my veins

Until yours, these words won’t take the air out of you

This poem contains none of the atoms with which it was born.

This poem is currently closer to you than anyone else.

There is a chain linking her forearm to her hand bag.