Richard Keys Did you have the right to shag your daughters best pal?

James Fisher Richard Keys Haha hairy hands

Boxing is so fucking corrupt its embarrassing!

Which of these legends would you have preferred at your club? RT for Dennis Bergkamp Fav for Eric Cantona

@EuphoricMess Craig David Dormand No reason to sack "wor shhhteeeve" when he made Jurgen look like his bro "klipperty" on Sunday

Think Newcastle United should watch Leicester videos and apply the same work ethic as their players #tempo #pressure #workrate #TEAM #WANTTOBEATTHECLUB

The FA I'm going to need to know the name of the boy you sent to Marske United FC 's ground and okay'd the pitch for tonight's game. #calledoff

Whoever ok'd that game this afternoon needs a serious word like! What a wasted trip! Marske United FC #swamp

Fair pay to the volunteers at Marske United FC to get the game on but whoevers decision it was at 4pm though ........

Absolutely gutted! Shafted the lads with my shit pen today. What a time to miss my first pen for the club in my 2 years of being there!

If people were rude to me, I'd give them their milk last. So it was warm.

Rooney = Baller #shouldn'tplayforenglandmyarse

@BlythTownFCFT any chance of a signed Matty Tumilty shirt? He's my idol

Don't forget that entry to our game against @penrithfc on Tuesday evening will be by donation for charitable causes #Community #PleaseRT

Arguably the greatest goal ever scored...

& TYSON FURY get fit you fat fuck

It's been a long road, and sometimes windy, but feels surreal to be back at the top. I'm just happy to be healthy and playing tennis every day 🙌🏼👊🏼