My feed automatically updating as I'm in the middle of reading a tweet is proper feckin annoying.

If anyone ever feels the need to use me on a deepfake, please be sure to give me a bigger dick. Appreciated

Loving the Aussie crowd #UFC284

Not enough blood for my liking tonight #UFC285

Gane R3 TKO #UFC285

Pope's Exorcist looks a bit tasty

Felder just needs a sheriff badge #UFCSanAntonio

James Asher / The Great Wheel youtu.be/LL-3WyzLWlk via YouTube

DVD's, a PlayStation 2 and Blockbuster was the sweet spot of tech.

Is it called dogging now?

PayPal advert on YouTube is breaking me down so bad I’m giving serious thought to going premium. Fuckers know what they’re doing

Baby shark fights always more entertaining when on the ground... #UFCJacksonville

Can't walk past a hedge in summer without pulling some off.

Fashion can come and go but nothing beats the look and feel of a brand new £9.99 plain white t-shirt

Old age - reading comments on a thread & forgetting what the original tweet was about 🥴

Rarely ever watched women's football before, and I'm pleasantly surprised at the quality on show. I'll never ignorantly mock them again 🤣 #AUSENG

Bet Tony Hinchcliffe is breathing a huge sigh of relief

They're the funniest feints I've ever seen 🤣 #UFC309 #paulcraig Like he's flashing. Just needs a trench coat

April's fools day on X is a car crash. Everyone just posting the opposite of their persona, gets very boring very quickly #AprilFoolsDay

I told Aviv